Monday, September 17, 2007

lyrics for my new poison ivy song, entitled "poison ivy: bitch, 2007"

poison ivy
in my yard
BITCH!

dormant in silence
"it's just a bug bite"--NO
BITCH!

on my legs
for a week
BITCH!

poison ivy
she is mean
BITCH!

crappy medication
looks like bad foundation
BITCH!

urgent care
to repair
BITCH!

looks like i've
got fried turkey legs
BITCH!

fasting 2 days
to make it go away
BITCH!

cephalexin
and prednisone
to heal my wounds
BITCH!

i'll never wear shorts
when i do yard work
BITCH!

1 comment:

amy turn sharp said...

Oh Baby
yr so funny